Today on the Judge:
Rather than continue Sam's tenuous argument that his trespassing and assault is different from Rocky's in a good way, our good friends Wilson and Barreto have decided to skip the rest of that conversation and jump to... a couple minutes later in the conversation. Granted, it's a completely stupid part of the conversation, but it's still a skip, even if only a small one.
Steve: So which one of D'Vito's cohorts might've killed him?
Sam: Beats the hell out of me.
Steve: What? I thought you told Lt. Jim that you already solved the case.
Sam: Right. I lied about that. I just like to chap his ass. Hence the interfering with his investigation, then calling him up and bragging about it.
Steve: Ok, well, who DIDN'T kill D'Vito then?
Sam: His wife. She said she wanted to, but somebody else did it first.
Steve: Oh, so she had an alibi?
Sam: No, she just said she didn't. In my years of lawyering, I have found that people who are capable of murder are incapable of lying.
Steve: Are we going to spend the next month or so talking about this, only to arrest the only other suspect who has been introduced, Rico Polliti, the Professional Wrestler-turned-Driver/Bodyguard?
Sam: Month, as in singular? Try 4.
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