Thursday, December 17, 2009

Did she kill him? No! Are you sure? Yes!




Steve: So, the widow D'Vito hated her husband, and yet you're still convinced that she didn't do it?

Sam: Yes.

Steve: Good, that way our readers who missed yesterday, and the day before, would be caught up with these non-developments.

Sam: Now, I'm going to pretend to read this paper in order to look busy.

Steve: Whoa, careful Sam! It looks like the Nothing is attacking your face!

Sam: Considering we're in the middle of a neverending story, it's bound to happen once or twice. Anyway, by closing my eyes like this so it looks like I'm thinking really hard, I have deduced Stella did not kill him because she didn't have his money he was running off with. Even though by her own admission she hated his guts, the only reason she could possibly have to kill him is to steal his money, and since she is still here and doesn't have it, I figure she must be innocent.

Steve: That would explain why she's sitting around drinking champagne without a care: she's broke! Let me try that trick.

Sam: No no no. That's all wrong, you've got to CLOSE your eyes. Then fold your lips in and scrunch your forehead. You still have much to learn about being a lawyer, Legless-san.

Tomorrow: Yesterday again.

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